Conversations in a Hotel Room

3 am in an Ohio

Brother- Hey where did you get water from? I dont see a water fountain in here.
Me- The sink?
Brother- OH YEAH THERES WATER IN THERE!
Me- Yep its amazing isnt it.
Brother- Are we all gonna DIE from it?
Me- What, the water? I sure hope not!
Brother- Oh, good, I thought it was poisoned or something
Me- Who poisons hotel tap water?
Brother- I dont know.